This Site Is For You IF...

You have ever wondered why other

mothers have it all together.

And you can't find a clean pair of



This Site Is For You IF...

Your first child listened to classical music

You read to them for hours

You kept them sugar and chemical free

And you can't remember why.

This Site Is For You IF...

You have read the book! Twice!

And your child STILL doesn't do it.

Show us a lil's been a long day!
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Whatcha Wearing? PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Wednesday, 21 April 2010 09:08

I took a moment today to think about my place in the universe, well, not quite that philosophical, really.  I tried to think which cartoon I most represented.  What brought that on?  I got a call from my husband mid-afternoon, and he asked me, “What are you doing?”  I know, it’s different from “What are you wearing right now, isn’t it?”  Yep, and wouldn’t it have been fabulous to hear “What are you wearing right now?”

Cinderella Had How Many Kids? PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Sunday, 14 March 2010 10:59

There are those moments we sit and wonder how we got where we are in life.  Sometimes we thank movies like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty for the gift of finding true love.  I definitely realized at a young age that if I could find the old dilapidated castle with the balcony, I too, would find my true love.  After years of searching, I found him at a place at a seedy, little bar in Denver.  He had probably parked his steed outside, and I really didn’t see the little sparkly those sparkly little love fairies flying about when our eyes met.

the new martini PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Sunday, 07 September 2008 21:39

I have no idea why the name of this site is what it is. In fact, you'll find I don't know most things. I don't know the right thing to say to my four year old when he gives me two choices while I'm driving. "Mom, you can either pick up that car for me, or give me back the stick you just took. Which would you prefer?" And I say, "ummmm." Okay, I am kind of lying because obviously I must have a quick tongue if my preschooler is sassing like that. But seriously, do I know what to say? No.

Who Moved My Prozac? PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Wednesday, 07 July 2004 02:54

Well, my deep thought of the day is, “Why did God put parents on this earth if their kids don’t listen to them?”  And why are we parents if the only kids who might—just possibly listen to ONE thing we have to say—are someone else’s kids?!  Should we all just trade kids in hopes that the three things we’ve been trying to teach them for the last 6 months might sink in? 

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