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You have ever wondered why other

mothers have it all together.

And you can't find a clean pair of

underwear.

 

 
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Your first child listened to classical music

You read to them for hours

You kept them sugar and chemical free

And you can't remember why.

 
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You have read the book! Twice!

And your child STILL doesn't do it.

 
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A Letter to the Woman on the Plane in Front of Us PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Tuesday, 06 July 2010 21:00

To Whom It May Concern:

I truly apologize for the mishap the other day when my six year old accidentally kicked the back of your seat while flying to our vacation with my parents.  My boys (ages 6 and 3) were both so excited to be going to Papa and Grandfi’s house—for a lot of reasons.  One is because they get to be spoiled and fussed over for two whole weeks by people they see once or maybe twice a year—who are their blood and miss them very much.

 
I'm Not The Mom I Thought I'd Be PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:50

There’s a little known fact, well, I didn’t even know it until today.  I realized I am not the mom I thought I would be.  Hey, guess what?  I’m not the woman I thought I’d be either, or the wife I pictured I would be.  But most prominently, given my own experience as a child, I wanted to be the best mom in the world.

 
Whatcha Wearing? PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Wednesday, 21 April 2010 09:08

I took a moment today to think about my place in the universe, well, not quite that philosophical, really.  I tried to think which cartoon I most represented.  What brought that on?  I got a call from my husband mid-afternoon, and he asked me, “What are you doing?”  I know, it’s different from “What are you wearing right now, isn’t it?”  Yep, and wouldn’t it have been fabulous to hear “What are you wearing right now?”

 
Cinderella Had How Many Kids? PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Sunday, 14 March 2010 10:59

There are those moments we sit and wonder how we got where we are in life.  Sometimes we thank movies like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty for the gift of finding true love.  I definitely realized at a young age that if I could find the old dilapidated castle with the balcony, I too, would find my true love.  After years of searching, I found him at a place at a seedy, little bar in Denver.  He had probably parked his steed outside, and I really didn’t see the little sparkly those sparkly little love fairies flying about when our eyes met.

 
the new martini PDF Print E-mail
Written by CC   
Sunday, 07 September 2008 21:39

I have no idea why the name of this site is what it is. In fact, you'll find I don't know most things. I don't know the right thing to say to my four year old when he gives me two choices while I'm driving. "Mom, you can either pick up that car for me, or give me back the stick you just took. Which would you prefer?" And I say, "ummmm." Okay, I am kind of lying because obviously I must have a quick tongue if my preschooler is sassing like that. But seriously, do I know what to say? No.

 
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